Speaker Bug Eyes wants her own plane

Apparently, there is a stupid mini-scandal brewing over Speaker Bug Eyes and her need to fly on the taxpayer's dime back to San Francisco, and then another meta-scandal on top of the mini-scandal as to whether the Department of Defense is trying to punish Nancy Pelosi for being a Democrat. It's all so stupid and annoying, I can hardly see straight, but I did like this quote from Speaker Bug Eyes on MSNBC:

"This is really something that is very strange," Pelosi said, "The Department of Defense - the Pentagon - which I have been a constant critic of [on] the war in Iraq - and where I understand Mr. Rumsfeld still has a desk, even though he is no longer the secretary - has decided that they would go public about a conversation - I mean issue - that applied to the previous speaker."

Wow. They let the former Secretary of Defense keep a desk? Bastards! No wonder Pelosi is getting pilloried in the press -- Rumsfeld still has a desk! "This is really something that is very strange."