Rock on

I continue to evade posting anything substantive -- I'm starting to feel like Barbie ("Blogging is hard!") In keeping with this unfortunate tradition, here's an interesting story about a baseball player who is about to become a multimillionaire because he owns some rocks. Seriously. Matt White, a pitcher for the Dodgers, bought a 50-acre parsel a couple of years ago that is sitting on a huge slab of rock that apparently is worth a lot of money, though not -- as Yahoo! News misleadingly suggest -- a billion dollars.

Another installment of "Meet the Mormons,"er, I mean morons, will come later today.