2003
Build-up to Iraq War, GOP, President Bush, Kenneth Pollack, Me: "Saddam Hussein poses a threat to our continued safety! We have to invade!"
Democrats, including leading presidential candidates John Edwards and Hillary Clinton: "Ok! We're too afraid to question you because of 9/11! Here's the authority to go to war!"
[Pause]
2006
[After four years of disaster in Iraq, the country kicks the Republicans out of power in Congress.]
Iraq War supporters and President Bush, immediately after national mandate for ending the war: "We need more troops, not less! Time to SURGE!"
Democrats generally: "Well ok, just this once, but if it doesn't work, we're done!"
Bush: "Well, you'll have to wait for the report from Gen. Petraeus in September to judge the surge!"
Democrats: "Ok, we'll wait until September!"
September
Indepedent analysis by Government Accounting Office: "Surge isn't working -- and in fact cannot work -- because we have hope of reaching a political solution, which everyone agrees is the only possible solution in Iraq."
Administration: "GAO report full of lies! Trust us instead! Listen to Petreaus!"
Democrats: "Ok! We're still scared of being labelled soft on terrorism! So let's stick with the surge!"
Petreaus: "Sweet."
Bush: "Word."
Me: "Are you fucking kidding me?"