Email from the Seattle Sealhawks

The Seattle Seahawks emailed me today! I found this in my inbox just moments ago!

It's a picture of "Seal." Apparently, "Seal" is holding a concern in Seattle. Apparently, someone at "Seal"'s record label thinks Seahawks fans would enjoy watching "Seal" perform. In reality, I would rather watch baby kittens getting microwaved than be subjected to a "Seal" concert.