Awkward moments in optometry
Question asked of me while getting fitted for new prescription, polarized sunglasses:
"Is one of your eyebrows higher than the other?"
I don't know, chief.
"Is one of your eyebrows higher than the other?"
I don't know, chief.
2 Comments:
maybe one of them grew back improperly after your ill-advised shaving of said brows back in high school?
Possibly. Or perhaps they are allergic to dispiriting remarks from my siblings. YOU! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, OK?!
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